infjperspective, this is for you :)
*internally*: What…? But it’s how I feel!! Stop it, jerk :(
*externally*: Oh, um, okay, on to the next topic…
*externally* Excuse me?! How dare you!
*internally* Shut up, you’re an asshole and know nothing. *starts daydreaming about…
cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
'You will find that it is necessary to let things go; simply for the reason that they are heavy. So let them go, let go of them. I tie no weights to my ankles.'
do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do
i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins
When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way
THAT IS LITERALLY ME OH MY GOD