Maybe We Got Lost in Translation...
Hey there! I'm Sarah.
Glad you stumbled upon my blog..
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Enjoy. :)

earthdad:

When you’re holding hands with someone and they rub your thumb with their thumb is what I live for

cosmic-storm:

~ Eddie Cantor

noharrys:

The One Direction fandom does an exceptionally good job at pretending that One Direction never toured with Big Time Rush

mynameisnipple:

can i log out of life

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
Hello! My wife suffers from Emetophobia (fear of vomit) and together we created a new no spoiler movie site that gives people with phobias (spiders,snakes,clowns,puppets,dolls,vomit,needles,dentist,blood) the ability to watch movies without fear. We give you the when, how graphic and the duration of each scene that occurs in each movie.
- phobiasatthemovies
'Don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. But be sexy. If you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s you’re own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. If you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. Make yourself accessible to me, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. Don’t be a tease. If we want to have sex with you, don’t friendzone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex.'
— patriarchy proverb (via stfueverything)
spaghettimiles:

YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF SQUIDWARD’S ATTACK
biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

I GET THE PHOTO NOW….
Using only SONG NAMES from ONE artist/band, cleverly answer these questions.

Artist/Band: Ingrid Michaelson
What gender are you: Girls Chase Boys
Describe yourself: The Way I Am
How do you feel: Breakable
Describe where you currently live: One Night Town
Your best friend is: Home
Your favorite colour is: Palm of Your Hand
If your life was a television show what would it be called: Girls Chase Boys…
What is life to you: Wonderful Unknown
What is the best advice you have to give: Keep Breathing
If you could change your name, what would you change it to: Ribbons